It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm passing your future prison.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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