i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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