Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize