tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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