I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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