There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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