So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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