how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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