Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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