Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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