I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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