So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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