I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
third nipple confirmed
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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