just tell him i said nine months
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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