My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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