I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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