my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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