When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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