This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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