Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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