He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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