so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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