Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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