When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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