Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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