we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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