Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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