I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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