After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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