He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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