I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
pray to the hookup gods
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I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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