Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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