Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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