Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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