Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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