As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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