I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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