so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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