Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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