Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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