You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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