butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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