none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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