i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
She said her name was "party"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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