But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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