Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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