the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?