i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.