Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
