Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I did not marry a roomba.
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