is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just had sex on a roof
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
