Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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