He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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