i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think i have herpe
just one?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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