Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
