what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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