she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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