We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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